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Meta hired MongoDB CEO CJ Desai to lead Meta Enterprise Platform, packaging Muse, Business Agent, APIs, and code tools for companies.
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Meta hired MongoDB CEO CJ Desai to lead Meta Enterprise Platform, packaging Muse, Business Agent, APIs, and code tools for companies.

Equity’s take on Muse is sharper than the Connect keynote: party tricks land; handing Meta your cards and inbox is the real wall.

WIRED presses Meta on Muse’s Labubu-cute Jolly mascot and Tamagotchi-like hardware—adults-only rules wrapped in preschool shapes.

While OpenAI and Anthropic traded model drops, Equity argues Meta’s Muse—and a coming Tamagotchi-style device—stole the consumer AI week.

After Muse hesitated to share its VM filesystem, Meta now treats full zip downloads as intended behavior—your agent is a cloud Linux box.

Muse topped US app stores with multi-million downloads while Meta flooded house ads and Connect demos—organic pull plus the Threads-style megaphone.

Equity frames Meta’s Muse Charm—a Tamagotchi-like wearable paired with a surging app—as the consumer bet landing while rivals trade model drops.

Israeli eval firm Irregular’s botched simulation—open internet plus a fake name that matched a real domain—sent OpenAI, Meta, Anthropic, and Google agents at live targets.

Meta is wiring prompt-to-game tools into Horizon and then into Facebook and Instagram feeds — a distribution bet as much as a creativity bet.

Meta’s Muse Charm isn’t just nostalgic hardware — it’s chasing Gen Z’s bag-charm fashion wave, with Meta’s privacy baggage still attached.

Meta says Muse was built from scratch but admits it was heavily inspired by OpenClaw — and the security story is still unfinished.

Meta’s Jolly mascot is disarmingly adorable — and The Verge’s Optimizer column argues that cuteness is the soft power making Muse’s deep access feel safer than it is.